When Is a Marriage Like the Euro Zone?

When they are both destined to become a White Dwarf.

November 20 passed without my noticing this year.  That was my anniversary date when married.  It has been more than 8 years since leaving the warm embrace of matrimonial bliss….snicker, chuckle, snicker.

I count it as progress that this year, November 20 came and went without my taking note of it until coming to the realization a few days later that the date had come and gone.  To forget is to heal?  Maybe.

So comes some news from Charles Hugh Smith writing about the coming demise of the Euro and the European Union.  His phrase – “Rather than fear this return to transparent feedback, we should welcome it and hurry it along. Systems which cut off feedback and choke transparency with artifice and lies are doomed to implode.”

If my former “marriage” & “family life” (using those words flippantly) is to be trusted as a model, you can take that statement to the bank.  Tick tock.

Pedo State

"All these Penn State jokes are getting old... unlike the kid in the shower"

I heard they are renaming Sandusky's children’s foundation from "The Second Mile" to "The First Six Inches".

At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge reportedly asked him, "How does 8-9 years sound?"
He replied, "Sexy."

Nebraska – Penn State…. Corn Huskers vs. Corn Holers.

During the Grand Jury investigation, Sandusky reportedly remarked, "I wish I had known that I was going to grow up to be pedophile."  When asked "Why?" he responded, "Because I'd have taken pictures of myself naked when I was younger."

An investigative reporter discovered that in his younger days, Sandusky was fired from his first job as a lifeguard...

Turns out the kids have to be dying before you can kiss them.

The remainder of Penn State’s football season has been changed to 2 hand touch regulations.

How does Penn State separate the men from the boys? They don't, they look the other way.

Someone should have seen the warning signs when commentators were referring to teams getting blown out as getting "sanduskied".

Craigslist listing:  FOR SALE, one PENN STATE football sweater, child’s size, white stains on back.

All of Penn State's wins this year were come from behind

Nittany Lions - practice hard, play hard, shower hard

What do Jerry Sandusky and evaporated milk have in common?  Both are white and come in little cans.

Anyone heard of a Sandusky sandwich? It's an old Polish sausage between fresh buns.

So, 13 Eunuchs Go Into a Bar....

Having a hard time getting my mind around this story.

"India's estimated 700,000 eunuchs traditionally survive by begging, dancing at weddings, or blessing newborn babies, and frequently are subjected to discrimination."

Wow, that's a LOT of eunuchs.

Well This Explains a Few Things

"A report from Medco Health Solutions, Inc. entitled "America's State of Mind" portrays the female population of the U.S. turning increasingly to anti-depression, anti-anxiety and tranquilizers to cope with the daily grind. One of the most alarming statistics is that one in four women is dispensed medication for a mental health condition, compared to just 15 percent of men."
As they age, they go Nuggin' Futts!!

Back in a past life that saw me as a married schlub doing the daily grind, I couldn’t help but feel I was onboard the USS Minnow playing Giligan but the captain was unfortunately NOT the affable “Skipper”…. The ship was being captained by Sybil.  One miserable year into the next until finally the kiddies were old enough and I could vamoose my Smug Bastard ass outta there.  My theme song while stuck on board became:

For The Penn State Fan Who Has Everything

Got a Penn State fan who has everything and is super tough to shop for at Christmas Time?  Your prayers have been answered.  The university at Happy Valley will be putting it up for bid on Craigslist.  Happy bidding.

Distraction

Thank you Al Gore for inventing the internet.

Our Culture

I think I can make the argument that our culture is absolutely full of low-life, money grubbing, superficial ass clown, douche bag grifters that have no soul.  There is a hell, assholes and you’ve got one foot in the first circle.