Steamy Corndog Action

Herman "Night Train" Cain viewed and promptly sent an inappropriate text.

Old Footage Possibly Damning Evidence

Before he was the Engineer of the Cain Train, Herman did work laying the track.

And was remembered to say:

Barney Frank - Hanging It Up

Barney has announced that he will retire.  Rumor has it that his post-retirement plans involve a little ass grabbing.

His future may include opening a quaint New England B&B after re-habbing a painted lady that he picked up on the cheap at a HUD sale.

A working name for the place is "They Mayflower Madam".  Good luck and Godspeed, Barney Frank – a twuu Ame-wi-can He-woe. (don't let the screen door hit you in the ass on your way out)

The Name is Bond...Elite Bond

Germany mulls "elite bonds" with 5 nations.

Septic System Inspection - Don't Make a Federal Case Out Of It, Man

You might say that the Feds have the citizenry scared shitless and the scammers know it.  Federal Bureau of Septic System Investigation.  What's next?  C.S.I. - Bismark, ND Sewage Lagoon?

Plenty of Hot Ass Crack Action Going On in This Video

Funny how Americans will go completely apeshit about saving 15 Ben Bernanke Fun Bucks at a Wal-Mart for an appliance that will probably end up in a garage sale in the space of a few years.  These same folk will eagerly overpay by tens of thousands of dollars (or more) when buying a house with an Easy Al Greenspan shoehorn mortgage.

Newt Gingrich - Former History Professor

So, do you think Newt can tell you the year that he last saw his dick without the aid of a mirror?