Harley-Davidson's credit division has seen a noticeable increase in delinquent contracts secured with Hogs but there is a serious shortage of repossession agents who are willing to repo motorcycles for the small fee that H.D. credit pays for bringing in motorcycles that secured delinquent loans.
Assistance from some artificial intelligence device might remind "Mr. Ride to Live and Live to Ride Biker Dude" that once a month he is your bitch and to cough up the payment or else.
Perception when making the purchase: Easy Rider.
Reality: Don't miss a payment or the Hog gets repo'd and you have shitty credit.
Ford has not implemented its patented invention (described below) but I suspect it will be coming soon. To my thinking, they could make a few bucks by licensing their invention to other manufacturers.
"And instead of flying us to work, collapsing into briefcases (or backpacks), and hanging under desks while we work, our cars can now refuse to let us in.
Wait. What?!
Yup. A Ford repossession patent would make it so autonomous and semi-autonomous cars could disable air-conditioning or even drive themselves to the repo lot if they think you’re ignoring delinquency notices."
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