Barry Channels Moses

"Congress needs to pass a farm bill that will not only provide important disaster relief tools but also make necessary reforms and give farmers the certainty they deserve," said Obama in his first remarks on the farm bill in weeks.

Last time I checked, agriculture is a business full of uncertainty and has been since Biblical times.  What do I know... maybe Barry and Congress can in fact remove all risk.  Nothing gains votes in the Midwest like going to a field of parched dirt, parting it and revealing large piles of crisp Ben Bernanke Fun Bucks under the cracked earth.