Hello Sweet Ass Mamma Voter - This is Barry

250 minutes per month covers a LOT of emergency contact... that's a shit load of bam-ba-lance, fire, poh-poh calls...know what I'm sayin'

How do I get in on this sweet ass deal? You ask.... well look no further

Yes..another happy Lifeline customer ... consumer ... patron ... deadbeat ... assclown lacking any self - respect ... citizen of the Republic ... voter.