Hey Haans, Bait Shop Phoned, One of Your Fingers is Ready

Galassi had been on a camping trip at the scenic lake when he decided to go wakeboarding. He told the newspaper his hand got caught in a loop in the towline, and he couldn't pull it out before the line tightened behind the boat that was going to pull him.When he finally broke free, he didn't feel much pain. But then he looked at his hand."I pulled my hand out of the water and it had pretty much lopped off all four fingers," he said. "It was a lot of flesh and bone, not a lot of blood."

...might be an idea for a new lure...the Kenny Bing Fickle Finger of Fate...or an X-rated version, the Kenny Bing Dick of Death