Coming Soon to an Intersection Near You

...holding a cardboard sign that reads "Will Ride Bike for Food, or Beer, or Drugs"

“Lance Armstrong and his handlers engaged in a massive and long-running scheme to use drugs, cover their tracks, intimidate witnesses, tarnish reputations, lie to hearing panels and the press and do whatever was ­necessary to conceal the truth,” said the report. Armstrong refused to co-operate with the investigation but in September, after losing a legal suit challenging USADA’s jurisdiction, he decided not to contest their case and was stripped of his seven Tour de France victories."

I think the market value of those little yellow rubber bracelet thingys is going down.