Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned

mutters under her breath, "David, when I get you home, I'm gonna waterboard your cheatin' ass to within an inch of your miserable life...."

Code Name: "Apple Pie"

"Retired Army Col. Steve Boylan said, "In a conversation with David Petraeus this weekend, he said that, 'Furious would be an understatement'" regarding Holly Petraeus' reaction to the affair."