Theranos Board of Directors - What Do They Have In Common???

Henry Kissinger (former United States Secretary of State); Jim Mattis (retired Marine Corps four-star general); George Shultz (former United States Secretary of State); Richard Kovacevich (former CEO of Wells Fargo); William Perry (former United States Secretary of Defense); and William Foege (former director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention).

Let your old Uncle Kenny explain how it is that these geniuses jumped on board with this obvious snake oil saleswoman. They are elderly men who take too much Viagra and still think with their dicks. I heard a joke once – Why are you taking that prescription medication? Because your doctor got some free samples and some office stationary from a moderately attractive drug company saleswoman who makes her appearances wearing full war paint, a short skirt and some “fuck me pumps”. That’s why.