If You're Going To Be Stupid, You Had Better Be Tough

'Woke' retailers who asked Congress for help amid smash-and-grabs supported left-wing police reforms Nearly two dozen CEOs signed the letter asking Congress for support, including the chiefs of Target, Nordstrom and Levi Strauss Arizona Rep. Paul Gosar also said he will not support congressional efforts to assist retailers that "backed BLM during their ‘summer of love protests’ and efforts to defund the police." "These woke companies made their bed, now they can sleep in it," he told Fox News on Wednesday. "This is what happens to the woke, they reap what they sow. What did they expect would happen?" Police leaders have voiced similar sentiments, saying corporate leaders rushed to make donations in 2020 out of fear of being labeled racist and are now coping will the fallout of fewer officers and more crime. "Unfortunately, the result of these defund efforts has these CEOs waking up to a retail theft smash and grab nightmare, rampant violence on our streets and a fear of disassociating themselves and their companies from the very individuals and organizations intent on destroying the safety of our communities," Pritchard added in his comments to Fox News. So, personally I find this comical for a couple of reasons. The first is a story about my own first born. I am told that as a young adult, her blind faith in the story of Michael Brown and her willingness to participate in a bullshit “peaceful protest march for justice” during the whole “Michael Brown was unjustly shot and killed by a white and racist cop in a St. Louis suburb” narrative cost her a car break-in and the theft of her laptop. I remember her as book smart, cunning, arrogant, willful, untrustworthy young woman and an overall assclown. Raising her was no fun at all and I rejoice every day that it is over and I will never have to be around such a terrible child. I was cursed to have such a daughter. Anyway, I was told by a third party that while marching in solidarity with her “brothers and sisters”, her car was broken into and her laptop computer was liberated by some “underprivileged youths”. I just had to laugh out loud. You have to understand that this is a daughter who I became estranged from after her underserved contempt for me became too much to bear. The other story is about serving jury duty while a resident of Saint Louis City. If you are a guy who doesn’t have a criminal record, registered to vote and who is not a transient and who is a resident of the Great City of Saint Louis (translation: a regular law-abiding dude who has a job and pays his taxes and owns a home there) then you are a rarity in the wonderful City of Saint Louis as most of the residents are complete wastes of skin who look as if they recently escaped from either jail or the circus freak show. Make no mistake – it is a city that sucks ass where residency is concerned. So, eligible (translation: normal) residents are routinely asked to serve jury duty. While a resident there, I did twice. Of all of the places I’ve lived, I’ve only been asked to serve on a jury while a resident of that crime ridden hell-hole. But then again, it is the only city I’ve lived in as an adult that had a large part of the population made up of the precious people-of-color so, go figure. Anyway, one case involved a low class white woman who was shacked-up with her black boyfriend in a home not too terribly far from my own neighborhood. The two began drinking one night (nothing unusual about that in Saint Louis City as most of the residents are addicted to alcohol and/or drugs) and the black boyfriend decided it would be fun to invite one of his homeboys over. Now, the white woman and two black dudes are drinking and making merry. Next comes the proposal for a three way - naturally. Well now the white woman is undressed and getting fucked in ways she’s only dreamed about but things get ugly (gee, who would have thought it, right?) and she’s getting bitten on her tits and she’s got two black dicks stuffed up her ass and she’s having some second thoughts. It ends with her naked, bitten, bleeding and screaming for help at her neighbor’s place. The cops arrive (surely all racist, card-carrying Nazis and white supremacists) and round up the suspects who are then soon to be facing judge and jury. Well, we did our duty and threw the spade in jail where he belonged for rape and some other charges but as a jury, we all looked at one another and thought, “Where the hell did you think this was going to lead, you dumb bitch?” when considering the testimony of the white woman who loved black dick too much.