Painter of Light, my Ass

Back in my married days, I had to tolerate having this guy’s bullshit “artwork” hanging in my house… at the same time that my fabulous Nazi wife ex-wife prohibited me from hanging a stuffed pheasant on the wall… water under the bridge.

Anyhoo, it is with delight that I read that this child-of-God “artist” (stretching the limits of the English language using his name and that word in the same sentence) is now bankrupt and was pinched for DUI…. Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light….. pffffttt.