"Yesterday, controversial Iranian President Ahmadinejad insisted that Iran has freedom of the press. He says there are 30 newspapers published there that oppose his government. So, if you're keeping track, that's 30 opposition newspapers and 0 gay people." --Conan O'Brien
No gay people in all of Iran AND oil priced in soon-to-be-worthless Euro! Fantastic.
"As you know, the Iranian president said a lot of stupid things yesterday. My favorite is when he said there are no homosexuals in Iran. In fact, today, Idaho Senator Larry Craig volunteered to go over there on an ass-finding mission." --Jay Leno
"How about that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? What a guy this guy is, huh? According to this guy, he says there are no homosexuals in Iran. I guess that explains the pathetic state of their musical theatre." --David Letterman
"The president of Iran gave a speech in New York City today, and thousands of New Yorkers are really upset about it. The New Yorkers said, 'If we want to hear a short-tempered Iranian man yell at us, we'll take a cab.'" --Conan O'Brien
He might as well price his chief export in fucking yap coins. I've got an idea.... if he needs cash he could garage sale some of those fabulous casual jackets that he loves so much.
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Central bank reserve managers responsible for trillions of dollars of investments are shunning euro assets and questioning the currency’s haven status because of the region’s sovereign debt crisis, research has found, according to the FT.
Going down Mahmoud - not a question of "if" but "when". When Spain goes under, your ass might wind up as the main attraction in a soccer stadium for the half time entertainment. I humbly suggest that you consider "gettin' while the gettin' is good".
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