Wednesday, August 22, 2012

I'm Siding With the Cop

She had it coming.  Be sure to pay attention to the facial expressions of the talking head delivering the news.  Is it just me or does she appear sympathetic toward the drunk driver who just committed a hit and run and failed to obey the instructions of the cop who chased her down?  Why is this cop being removed from his job?  He got a nuisance off the road.  As far as I’m concerned, he could have put his foot up her ass so far that they had to do a three legged race to the hospital and she had the smell of shoe leather on her breath for a week – sometimes that is the only thing that gets people’s attention and stops them from committing the same bad behavior over and over and over again.  Too often, people (women / children in particular) garner sympathies when they commit stupid acts and get their tits in a wringer during confrontations with the very authorities societies hire to keep stupid and/or criminal jack asses in check.

I say round them all up, let them booze it up, give them all Beater 500's to drive and put them in an arena for a demolition derby with a "last man standing wins" rule and let them drive until they all off one another save one "victor".  Then keep the games going matching the victors in a second round - a drunk-driving demo derby blood sport spectacle - Gladiator meets Rum Diaries!

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