I'm not a real writer - I just play one on the internet. It is just a perspective. Really, you should not take this seriously. I'm in my underwear, eating BBQ pork rinds and blogging from the basement of my mother's house. Have a few drinks and try to take it with a grain of salt.
Monday, November 21, 2011
"All these PennState jokes are getting old... unlike the kid in the shower"
I heard they are renaming Sandusky's children’s foundation from "The Second Mile" to "The First Six Inches".
At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge reportedly asked him, "How does 8-9 years sound?"
He replied, "Sexy."
Nebraska – PennState…. Corn Huskers vs. Corn Holers.
During the Grand Jury investigation, Sandusky reportedly remarked, "I wish I had known that I was going to grow up to be pedophile."When asked "Why?" he responded, "Because I'd have taken pictures of myself naked when I was younger."
An investigative reporter discovered that in his younger days, Sandusky was fired from his first job as a lifeguard...
Turns out the kids have to be dying before you can kiss them.
The remainder of PennState’s football season has been changed to 2 hand touch regulations.
How does PennState separate the men from the boys? They don't, they look the other way.
Someone should have seen the warning signs when commentators were referring to teams getting blown out as getting "sanduskied".
Craigslist listing:FOR SALE, one PENNSTATE football sweater, child’s size, white stains on back.
All of PennState's wins this year were come from behind
Nittany Lions - practice hard, play hard, shower hard
What do Jerry Sandusky and evaporated milk have in common?Both are white and come in little cans.
Anyone heard of a Sandusky sandwich? It's an old Polish sausage between fresh buns.