Paula and David, Sittin' in a Tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

If you have ever needed proof that power is an aphrodisiac for women, just take a look at the pictures.

Nice rack... they appear to be firm and perky for a broad your age....

Paula looks like your typical “hot soccer mom from the ‘burbs”.  It is ok to admit it – even though she’s squirted out a few young ‘uns, she is definitely a MILF.  I think most red-blooded, heterosexual men would agree that none of us would kick her out of bed.  On the other hand, I’ll bet being married to this chick is no walk in the park.  Fuck her?  Sure.  Put a ring on it?  Never.  Life is too short for that kind of drama.

Now, let’s take a gander at the geezer she was boinking.

ACE is the place with the helpful hardware man.

Not an ugly dude but certainly nothing GQ is going to put on the cover of the Senior / Seasoned Citizen Edition.  If you didn’t know he was Uncle Sam’s Top Swinging Dick of Spook Central, you’d swear this fucker was the owner of Dave’s Friendly ACE Hardware of Des Moines, IA.  Seriously, imagine him in a flannel shirt, a red vest and a pair of reading glasses hanging from a lanyard around his neck and tell me this fucker wouldn’t look like he could tell you which aisle to look in for the replacement toilet tank flap valves.

Later, I will introduce you to Major "Red" Helmethead.

I guarantee you that if that were the case, the skank wouldn’t think twice about doing push ups over the “General’s Lil' General”.  Anytime I see these chicks chasing dudes who are 20+ years their senior, I think to myself “Which is the case sweetie?  Did Daddy not love you enough as a little girl or did he love you too much?”  On the flip side, the dudes look just as ridiculous when the news comes out that they are banging some youngster groupie while their little missus is back at the ranch baking apple pies and volunteering for some asshattery charity to take her mind off the fact that the old man no longer finds her desirable.  Sad.