Hope You're Enjoying Single Parenthood, Staceburger

Hopefully, all three of the Bing Golden Delicious Apples didn't fall (and stay) directly under the tree.

"Other common signs of entitlement in children include:
- not taking turns
- impatience
- a tendency to put themselves first
- insensitivity to or a lack of compassion toward others
-temper tantrums when they don't get what they want
- not saying "please" or "thank you"
While it's not uncommon for kids to view themselves as the axis of the universe, it's a parent's job to help kids see beyond themselves, and some of us aren't doing it very well."

Hopefully the tree is on a hill and gravity made those three apples roll out from under the tree's shadow.



Face it Mommy of the Year - when Daddy gives Junior a well earned "foot up his ass" from time to time, it doesn't make Daddy the second coming of Genghis Khan.  You're such a goddamned genius goddess - do it all yourself, bitch.

"They're getting entirely too much attention. And I know what some of you are

thinking: "Jesus, he's not going to attack children, is he?" Yes he is! He's 

going to attack children. And remember, this is Mr. Conductor talking; I know 

what I'm talking about.  For one thing, there's too much emphasis on safety and

safety equipment: childproof medicine bottles, fireproof pajamas, child 

restraints, car seats. And helmets! Bicycle, baseball, skateboard, scooter 

helmets. Kids have to wear helmets now for everything but jerking off. Grown-ups

have taken all the fun out of being a kid. What's happened is, these baby 

boomers, these soft, fruity baby boomers, have raised an entire generation 

of soft, fruity kids who aren't even allowed hazardous toys, for Chrissakes! 

What ever happened to natural selection? Survival of the fittest? The kid who 

swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own. Simple 

stuff. Nature knows best!"  -- George Carlin