You're Feeling Down and Out

You've just gotten your dick knocked in the dirt and you're trying to figure out how to pick yourself up and carry on.  Who do you want to see in your face urging you to get the fuck up and get moving again?

Preacher

.....or this douchebag?

...I'd just as soon get a pep talk from the StayPuff Marshmellow Man

OMG Eastwood ---- you offended Skippy!!! You brute!!!!