Thursday, January 19, 2012

Got Gym Membership?


Looking at pictures of these two, the only thing that I can conclude is that some most women are totally ok with being with a man that hasn’t seen his own dick in quite some years so long as the dude has got a shit load of Ben Bernanke Fun Bucks and power.  I’m betting that even if she were given the aid of a search and rescue dog, she couldn’t find fatass’s pud.  Jesus, Joseph and Mary… if you win, join a fucking Gold’s Gym already… you’re supposed to be setting a fucking example.

has that Jack Nicholson "Joker" smile down pat!

2 comments:

  1. Maybe it's because there's so much of him that he felt the last wife would want to share him with this one.

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  2. Ladies, ladies! There's a whole lotta Newt to go around.

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