It All Starts Sounding the Same

"I did not have lobbyist relations on behalf of that company."

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

As far as I can tell, Newton and Bill could be bosom buddies.  Bill just knows how to score more action.... hey, that reminds me of a joke from a dear old blogging buddy:

"So, there's this guy and he's out at the beach, let's call him Jeff.  He sees another guy walking along the beach (we'll call this guy "Tom") and all the women are turning their heads and watching him and "oohing" and "aahing."  Now Tom is not all that great looking, thinks Jeff, but he's getting a lot of action ... So, Jeff says "Hey Tom, how do you get all the ladies to fall over themselves like that ..."  And Tom says "I just put a potato in my swimsuit ..."  So, thinking this is a great idea, the next day, Jeff gets a nice Russett and sticks it in his swimmers.  He goes strolling down the beach ... but the women are running in the other direction as he approaches, looking at him in disgust ....  So, he sees Tom and he says "Tom, I don't understand.  I put a potato in my swim shorts, just like you said, but the women are treating me worse than they did before!"  And Tom says, "Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, you have to put the potato in the FRONT!"