Popcorn! I Want Some Jr. Mints Too Before the Show Starts!

In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

BREAKING: President Obama announced last night that our friend Eric Schneiderman, New York's progressive Attorney General, will lead a new Special Unit to prosecute Wall Street illegality.

"There have been investigations going on in various states and branches of the federal government," he said. "We’re now making a concerted effort to pull everything together and move forward aggressively to address these issues."

What the hell took you so long?  Oh, that's right... wouldn't want to "blow the load" too soon.  Given the  collective memory capacity of the American people (think capuchin monkeys), you wouldn't want to behead any prominent flim flam men right away.  You want chop off those heads and put them on top of pikes and let them be viewed by the unwashed masses who walk past as they go to cast their votes.  Well played, Barry.....well played.