On-Line Dating - Yeah... fantastic...



turn on's are oatmeal and Lawrence Welk, .... turn off's are tardy Social Security checks and tired blood....

Sitting in Starbucks with a white chocolate decaf (the mullatto of the Starbuck's menu) and sitting near a table with some middle aged folk on what sounds like their first date and they are trying to make a love connection with Chuck Woolery. 

Without a doubt, I whipped it out... got me a rock-n-roll band.... it's a free-for-all...."Honest to God I’ve never seen so many peckers in my whole life! Fat ones, skinny ones, short ones, thick ones, bent ones, hairy ones, bald ones! It’s never right! If I met a guy in my local, he sure as hell wouldn’t whip out his todger before he’d even said ‘Hello’! Online it seems to be the new male form of flirting. God help us!"