Monday, January 2, 2012

Just Hurry the Fuck Up And Stuff Your Pie Hole & Have Your Coronary Already

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"Americans could theoretically compensate for more sedentary lifestyles by stepping up their recreational exercise -- but only about 20% of Americans bother. Some 80% never do -- including presumably all those failed dieters."
"Want to change this? It's no small project. It would involve the redesign of cities, the relocation of schools, the reinvention of our modes of eating and amusement."

Allow me to translate: Fat Chance

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