Given the evident love people have for delicious and fattening snack cakes, I can’t for the life of me figure out how the makers of Twinkies goes Chapter 11 Belly-Up TWICE in the space of a decade. I mean for shit’s sake – look around you. There is no sign that Americans won’t gobble up craptastic snack cakes en masse put out by any bakery and pay a pretty penny for same. Disclosure: I <3 me some fucking Twinkies. Full-on lust for that delicious golden cake and crème filling…..what do I look like? A goddamned Commie?? Every red blooded American loves fucking Twinkies!! But then again, I love fucking tobacco too but I keep a close watch on this heart of mine and I walk the line because I know how fucking bad they are for you in the long run.
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