|turn on's are oatmeal and Lawrence Welk, .... turn off's are tardy Social Security checks and tired blood....|
Without a doubt, I whipped it out... got me a rock-n-roll band.... it's a free-for-all...."Honest to God I’ve never seen so many peckers in my whole life! Fat ones, skinny ones, short ones, thick ones, bent ones, hairy ones, bald ones! It’s never right! If I met a guy in my local, he sure as hell wouldn’t whip out his todger before he’d even said ‘Hello’! Online it seems to be the new male form of flirting. God help us!"